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The United States of Mt_Dewness is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Book Publishing.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Mt_Dewness's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ounce.
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